Although not really my cup of tea, there’s a significant number of people who find feet erotic. I find feet more functional than erotic, but that’s because I have (so I’ve been told) prehensile monkey-feet. And hobbit feet. I think my feet are just fine. Anyway, enough about me – get your eyes (so to speak) around these crackers!
I prefer it when a duck takes a little more care over its appearance, so I’ve enhanced the picture to show how it’d look with a little hot pink nail varnish.