I’m not sure what’s worse here. That it’s not a real duck or that it’s been left in such a dirty state. Clearly someone had some fun with this “toy”, rolling in the mud with their plastic bud!
The more I look, though, the more I think I can see the appeal. Look at the coquettish expression on the face – it’s like you’re being flirted with.
Hmmm. This makes me think. I reckon with a tiny little bit of editing, I can make this even better…
Yeah, that’s me done. Just give me a minute to clean up.